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Real Housewives Of New York City Full Episodes Season 5' title='Real Housewives Of New York City Full Episodes Season 5' />Then you get skin on skin and he just does things to your body that make your muscles melt into a puddle of erotic joy and you think, I never ever want this to end not even for a second. Have you That is the same exact feeling that you might have had while watching this episode of The Real Liquor Distributors of Avenue B. This is one of the best episodes of all time. This season on The Real Housewives of New York City, Bethenny is healthy and happy, and the little pieces of her life are coming back together now that she is finally. Subscribe to Bravo on YouTube http Official Site httpbravo. Watch full episodes of The Real Housewives of New York City and get the latest breaking news, exclusive videos and pictures, episode recaps and much more at TVGuide. The Real Housewives of New York City Recap Im With or Without Her. Like it or not, the election episode is finally here. Check out episodes of The Real Housewives of New York City by season. Dont miss any episodes, set your DVR to record The Real Housewives of New York City. The Real Housewives of New York City abbreviated RHONY is an American reality television series that premiered on March 4, 2008 on Bravo. Developed as the second. The Real Housewives of New Jersey abbreviated RHONJ is an American reality television series that premiered on May 12, 2009 on Bravo. Developed as the fourth. Tinsley Mortimer, Newest Real Housewives of New York City Star, Has Quite a History. This is one of the best Real Housewives episodes of all time. It went from high point of drama to high point of pathos to high point of unintentional hilarity. You know its a great episode when I dont even have time to mention the fact that Sonja Tremont Morgan of the Shop. Tipsy. com Morgans shows her Err. Bto. B apartment and calls it a bee det or that Countess Crackerjacks wore an interview look with curly hair and a fringy sweater that makes her resemble a Maltese that went to a dog groomer and forgot to take her daily dose of Xanax. I dont even have time to talk about all the things we should talk about. Theres Jules interviewing a nanny by asking her to pick out an outfit for a three year old and wait in line at sample sales. There is the epic side eye that Carole gives Ramona when she asks to move her chair at that restaurant and then orders things for the table that only she wants to eat. There is a prolonged discussion about the dryness or wetness of the Countesss Crackerjack. There is that stupid Alice in Wonderland nonsense that made me want to melt my television in a massive cauldron, then pour the boiling contents of it all on Andy Cohens head like he was Daenerys Targaryens brother on Game of Thrones. Thats all I can say about those things because we have more pressing matters. There are only two topics that we have time to talk about Sonja and Bethennys confrontation at the Skinny Girl office, and whatever the hell it is that happens with Rey, a taxidermy mouse with a fake mustache and a booger for top hat, at Dorindas party for a designer who came in 1. Project Runway. Before we talk about the scene in Death of a Saleswoman when Bethenny finally confronts Sonja about using the Tipsy Girl name for her line of prosecco, a reader recently suggested that I need a dictionary patch like on Silicon Valley when I talk about Sonja. That way, instead of going on a whole preamble about how Sonja Morgan is my favorite floozy and I will love her forever, I can just use an acronym to cover the whole sentiment. Im going with SMIFFEE. It stands for Sonja Morgan is my favorite floozy for ever and ever. For example, I can say SMIFFEE but she really needs to stop it with this crazy business stuff because it is really not a cute look for her. SMIFFEE but she needs to turn the heat on in that house because its just sad otherwise. SMIFFEE but I am not featuring that stupid hat she wore when shilling for Alice in Wonderland, so I hope she was paid well. Anyway, Bethenny is pissed off because there is an item on Page Six about how Sonjas brand is called Tipsy Girl and Bethennys brand is called Skinny Girl and shes mad about it. This is the first Bethenny has heard about the whole thing and she thinks that Sonja is crafty enough to have planned the article to get her name in the press. Yes, Sonja loves attention, but does she need Page Six to give her that attention To what end Carole and Bethenny think shes that shrewd, but Ramona doesnt think she could pull off such a plan. SMIFFEE but I agree with Ramona. When Sonja shows up to Bethennys office, she has no idea that she has walked into a pile of shit bigger than a brontosaurus that ate a nuclear submarine for breakfast. She thinks shes there to have a meeting with her girlfriend and mentor, but the Jaws music is playing in the background. Bethenny tells Sonja that she has a bedroom and a conference room in the office, but then sits her down in the sofa in the middle of the room to have this altercation. It is sure to be heated, since it is in front of all of these people who work for Bethenny. I dont even like it when the person at the desk next to me makes a phone call how can these women send emails while a Real Housewives fight breaks out close enough that they could flick a paper clip at it Thats bonkers and also humiliating for Sonja. Nevertheless, Bethennys reaction is appropriate. She did try to show Sonja how a business was run and what it is like to have an empire and be a successful businesswoman and SMIFFEE but Sonja turned around and betrayed her. Its like one of the kids at Willy Wonkas factory trying to run off with an Everlasting Gobstopper. Gilmore Girls Season 4 Online. Dont try to sell it as your own invention after Willy was nice enough to take you on a tour. I feel like the way Bethenny spoke to Sonja, though harsh, was an attempt at tough love. Bethenny confronted her about all the fake businesses  the clothing line with the broken website, the perfume line that never materialized, the African soccer team, the toaster oven, the caburlesque  and how these things failed because Sonja was too flighty to see them through or because and no one will ever say this out loud they were only fodder for a reality show story line. SMIFFEE but this is what someone should have done a long time ago. This is what conducting a business in the real world is like. Someone needs to ask about the distributors she has lined up, ask about the concrete connections that her partners can offer, ask about her strategy to take this thing to market. Sonja has no answers because she doesnt know or doesnt care enough to even bother. Bethenny is right Sonja cant play smart and stupid at the same time. She cant go to Bethenny expecting a pat on the back for having a line of booze, but then also be like, Oh, I didnt think up the name, my partner did. I thought it was cute. I didnt think you would mind. Please. Sonja may be softer around the edges than a bowl of boiled bok choy, but she is smart enough to know that the similarities are a little bit glaring. The Trip Full Movie on this page. Then it all turns Tennessee Williams when Sonja starts to cry. I just wanted to sell it at their restaurants. Its so sad and humble and delusional that I sort of love it. Sonja says that the Chapter 1. Now shes going to toy around in the apparel industry and the spirits industry Doesnt Sonja learnWhat will have to happen for her to get serious and make a real plan Hopefully, its people like Bethenny holding her accountable for her actions because the courts held her accountable and that didnt seem to faze her. The most telling thing that Sonja keeps saying is, I just need to get back to where I was. Watch Shrek The Musical HD 1080P. That is such a tragic flaw, trying to get back the life that she lived with her wildly wealthy ex husband. SMIFFEE but its never going to happen. Its just not. She is never going to make that kind of money. The sooner she realizes and gives up, the happier shell be. If not, she needs to sit down and seriously figure out a real plan to get her there, not just swanning about at parties and letting hangers on take advantage of her status on the show. The best part of the whole thing is when she gets into the elevator and says, So I cant do pocket books because Luann is doing pocket books No, Sonja Find your own thing Pick a thing and make it happen. Wake up from your champagne wishes and caviar dreams, then figure out how to live in the real world instead of being trapped like a mosquito carrying the Zika virus in a big hunk of amberSMIFFEE but come on.